The Genie Game

Granted! But then your dryer would make even more noise.
(It means sensitive to brightness)

I wish my hair didn't get all gay after I take a shower.

(Mmkay, I should probably take one of those too...)

Granted! But then all of your hair would fall off.

I wish my parents would stop nagging me to go put clothes on. My towel is warm. ;3

Granted! But then your towel was gone.

I wish I would stop being so lazy and go and take a shower like I need to.

Granted! but the water was rusty.
I wish my dad wasn't such an asshole XD

Granted! but then he killed you
I wish i could skateboard

Granted! but then everyone would hate you

I wish my gerbils didn't smell xD

Granted! But then you would smell.

I wish this guy would leave me alone. >>;;

Granted! But then someone else would bother you.

I wish Tori would stop being such a fake, And bothering me all the time.

Granted! But then Kim would.

I wish Kyle would get better. D<

Granted! But then I would get super sick.
(...I actually want him to get better too...)

I wish I wasn't so hungry all the time.

[...why? xD]

Granted! but then you would be super duper hungry all the time.

I wish I could sign up for extra coarse right now.

(Because he said he's had it for weeks, And that today it went from 102 to 102.5. If it gets too high he can die.)

Granted! But then the coarse would be cancelled.
(what is that? xD)

You "broke" the game.
[or thats what you like to call it. xD]

[I know. I don't want him to die. ;--;]

I wish World of Warcraft would stop lagging.

Granted! but then it would freeze.

I wishsi had LOTRO
(lord of rings online XD)

Nooo, I'm Sorry.

Granted! But then no one would play it anymore.

I wish I hadn't broken the game earlier.

(omg thatd be awsome! cause then i would rome the land and be liek I AM THORRRR"
Granted! then it would explode

I wish i wasn't so bored

Granted! But then you were sad.

I wish I didn't have to go school supply shopping soon.

Granted! but then you would go to church school XD

I wish i found my ipod

Granted! But then it was broken.

I wish Worgs weren't go ugly. -.-

Granted! but then they would be super ugly

I wish i had another cinnamon roll ):

Granted! But the cinnamon was fly feces.

I wish I had Guitar Strings.

Granted! but they broke right after you played
I wish i had a working camera

Granted! but you could only take one picture
I wish my sister was never born

[thats a little harsh. xD]

Granted! But then you would have a brother that was even worse.

I wish I was a cat.

Granted! But then a dog would eat you.

I wish I didn't have a crap schedule.